Everyone has a fish tale, Usually on what got away
Ahab had his eye on a whale – I was after one that made me sway…
Ice cold beer and any old boat Could have helped me land my catch
But an outfitted Triton with a shiny coat Would have impressed MY match!
Everything worked out for a reason, CHEERS and toast with Crown Royal
To catching YOUR prize this fishing season!
Location Caught: Alabama
Date Caught: 05/16/1992
Gear Used: Lipstick and short skirts